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all american family dinner

  • mom:

    hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked

  • son:

    of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice

  • mom:

    of course son. be careful it is very spicy

  • son:

    *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY

  • dad:

    ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.

  • son:

    thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?

  • dad:

    we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken

  • mom:

    i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.

  • son:

    we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!

  • dad:

    great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend

  • son:

    golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition

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